About me

Let me tell you a little about myself via the medium of fact:

I was born in the late 1970s in rural Cumbria, UK.
I have driven a tractor and lifted hay bales with pitchforks, but only very occassionally.
I used to own a Spectrum ZX.
My day job is for a large global IT consulting firm.
I went to university at Christ Church, Oxford and am a Master of Physics.
I now live in Streatham, south London.
I am not particularly talkative in one-to-one situations, a fact my girlfriend (aka “her outdoors”) exploits to the full.
We love our fish and frogs.
I love spicy food.
I hate to get my grammar or spelling incorrect.